I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
more importantly who names their kid tani
what color are the stickers
more importantly what brand are the stickers
are they easy peel-off
which ones are scratch-and-sniff?
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Rob on Breaking Dawn Part 1
No one hates Twilight as much as Rob Pattinson.
i love him
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Tonight was a good night. It didn’t go as expected and I wasn’t looking forward to it as much after the plan was changed BUT it was fun BUT I accidently ate deer meat in a sausage and it made me upset AND my boyfriend didn’t care and tried to make me eat more BECAUSE he secretely hates me AND this is a really long ass run-on sentence AND I should go to bed now BECAUSE I need to rest for yet ANOTHER party tomorrow!
Now that I’ve angered all of you, including myself because I hate bad grammar which is currently making me cringe, I SHALL GO TO SLEEP!
HOORAH!
Oh and ten bux that every weekend this summer is going to be jam-packed with family/friends parties. I don’t know if I’ve prepared well enough…find out next time on THE NEXT STAR!
“Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
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Puny god…
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